How to Clean the House

Are you always looking for new and innovative ways to help in your housecleaning? Well the other day I was emailed this tip. I thought is was very helpful.....What do you think???

1. Open a new file in your PC

2. Name it 'Housework.'

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.

5. Your PC will ask you,

'Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?'

6. Calmly answer, 'Yes' and press mouse button firmly...

There......housework done :) You can thank me now :)

Tee Hee Tuesday

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

Beauty In The Eyes of a Child

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked.


"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.


A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.


"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

Did you Know......

That old people have crunchy faces?

At least that's what Brooke told Mark the other night.

She was taking off his sock and he said,
"Don't take off my sock....

Old people don't like to put their socks back on."

And Brooke said to him,
"You're not old....

you don't have a crunchy face!"

So there you have it.

If you wake up one day and your face feels crunchy....

it's because you are old!!!!

Tee Hee Tuesday

A boy says, "Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married!"
    
      The father says, "For that son, you have to have a boy and a girl."
    
      The son says, "I've found a girl."
    
      "Who?"
    
      "My grandmother."
    
      "Let me get this straight," the father says. "You want to marry my mother? You can't do that."
    
      "Well, why not?" the son says. "You married mine!"

Tee Hee Tuesday

Last Christmas, grandpa was feeling his age, and found that shopping for Christmas gifts had become too difficult.

So he decided to send checks to everyone instead. In each card he wrote,

"Buy your own present!"

and mailed them early. He enjoyed the usual flurry of family festivities, and it was only after the holiday that he noticed that he had receiving very few cards in return.

Puzzled over this, he went into his study, intending to write a couple of his relatives and ask what had happened.

It was then, as he cleared off his cluttered desk that he got his answer.

Under a stack of papers, he was horrified to find the gift checks which he had forgotten to enclose with the cards.

Tee Hee Tuesday

Just because everyone needs to laugh now and then, and usually now,  I decided to start a new series of posts  called Tee Hee Tuesday. I used Tee Hee because I wanted to start it today (Tuesday) and Tuesday starts with T. So I looked in the thesaurus to see what word, having to do with laughter, starts with T and the only thing I could find was Tee Hee :) So there you have it, Tee Hee Tuesday!!!

Now on to today's  Tee Hee.

A fellow is having computer problems at work, so he calls the IT department. A technician arrives and asks the man for his password.
"My password is MickeyMinnieGoofyPlutoHueyDeweyLouieDonaldBerlin," the fellow replies.
"Why is it so long?" the technician asks.
"Because," the man replies, "I was told it had to be eight characters and a capital."

TEE HEE!!!!!!