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May 25, 2010

95 Chicks a Peeping

A chicken with red earlobes will produce brown eggs,
and a chicken with white earlobes will produce white eggs.
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk clearly upset and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before. The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them. She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."
Question: How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
Answer: By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
The outside.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
A chickens heart beats about 280-315 times per minute.
If you hold a chicken and move it around,
it'll keep its head in the same place, as if it is bolted to the spot.
I found this demonstration on You Tube


Coreen Berube said...

That video is crazy! Wishing I could bring the girls down to see those adorable chicks!

Amy said...

Love all of the chick pictures and riddles :)