Favorite Quick SupperMeasure 3 cups flour into a large bowl.
Take large bowl off small son's head.
Sweep up floor.
Measure 3 cups flour into large bowl.
Measure 1/4 cup shortening.
Answer door bell.
Wash shortening from son's hands and face.
Add 1/4 cup shortening to flour.
Rock crying baby for 10 minutes.
Answer the telephone.
Put son in tub and scrub well.
Scrape flour and shortening mixture from floor.
Add enough tears to relieve tension.
Open one can of beans and serve with remaining strength!
Whew, all for a meal!