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August 4, 2009

DID YOU EVER WONDER?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why is it called "after dark" when it is really "after light"?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Why do they call them buildings? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
What do people in China call their good plates?

How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
If a cow laughed hard, would milk come out of her nose?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

4 comments:

The Munck Family said...

To funny...Did Miss Mikaya come up with all of those ??? :)

Green Gardening Girl said...

Very funny!!! I laughed the whole time! Did you guys make these up?

The Pauls' Family said...

Laura: Mikaya surely is goofy enough to come up with these.

Green Gardening Girl: No we didn't make these up. We got them off the internet :)

Laura said...

Funny!! A friend told me another one the other day...why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? :)